From MY mouth??

Life with a very imaginative toddler is full of surprises. Not only do you hear things that you never thought you would hear from a 2 year old, sometimes the strange things come from me.

Take today for example:

Zoey has decided that eye boogers you get in the morning are actually eye snakes. So sometimes she goes around wiping your eye and shows you the "snake" on her finger. Well, for some reason she realized that snakes can be found in various places. And thus the saying "There aren't snakes in your pants, only your eyes" magically came out of my mouth. .....yes. Did I really just say that????

i may or may not....

have eaten a whole box of orange creamcicles in one day.

and i may or may not have enjoyed every bite.

From her Mouth

Sometimes toddlers say some funny things. sometimes....well sometimes you just have to scratch your head.


Today my lovely daughter was sitting on the potty and she informed me "sometimes pooping is hard."


Well Zoey, welcome to the real world. We are glad to have you.